Do you ever feel like your math grade is literally ruining your life
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: resplendentgalaxies, via s0a-r)
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
(via laughcentre)
That ONE time you feel hyper and want to do something but everyone else is tired
(Source: retardedwhisperer)
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
(via rofl-ing)
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
(via worsethanawhitebitch)
